haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I have tasted many bathrooms
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