I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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