This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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