Having a random hookup so left but love u
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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