Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
tell me about the eggs
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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