Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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