Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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