I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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