physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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