did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Come on in and take your pants off
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