I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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