Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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