If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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