Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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