he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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