I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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