I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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