There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I am one with the molecules
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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