is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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