apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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