why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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