do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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4 words: hood of his car
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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