I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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