"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You almost got us killed.
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First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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