saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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