we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize