she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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