She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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