I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize