if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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