You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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