I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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