Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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