i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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