This girl is more easily done than said...
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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