Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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