I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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