It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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