I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
where am i from again
There r osticjed everywhere
We talked him into tasing himself.
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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