AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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