Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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