My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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