I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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