I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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