I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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