is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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