i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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