so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
whose parrot is this?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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