forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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