i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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